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Msg#: 1243 Date: 10-25-95 23:05
From: Bill Forseth Read: Yes Replied: No
To: Katherine Wintersnight Mark:
Subj: EXCITING ANOUNCEMENT!
--In message dated 22 Oct 95 20:03:00
--Katherine Wintersnight to David Rice
--RE: EXCITING ANOUNCEMENT!
AS> DR> Which leaves me greaty confused. My ladyfriends have ALWAYS
AS> DR> selected married men or incarcerated men as their romantic
AS> DR> interests. Maybe I can buy myself a wedding ring and tell
AS> DR> people I'm married, or maybe I can shoot "Pat" Robertson.
AS> DR> Maybe then I could get a date.
AS> DR> By my count, I average three years between dates.
AS> DR> But on the bright side, I could send away for a Russian
AS> DR> woman. I'm not sure how much this would cost in total, but
AS> DR> the up-front cost is US$60.00 or so. I mean, how bad could
AS> DR> they be, really?
AS> Dave, I went through a long bout of chastity after an engagement was
AS> broken up till I met my wife. (I was 27 when I got married.) There are
AS> women DYING to meet a nice guy, or even a not-so-nice one. I'm not denying
AS> that some women are more attracted to scumbags than others. But tell
AS> me...where do you meet these women? At school, at single bars, at work,
AS> what? (I know it's not at church.) What are your interests, and whatever
AS> they are, are there any local social gatherings that you can go to that
AS> reflect those? (I met my wife through a mutual interest in comic books,
AS> for instance.) If you approach someone from something that you are really
AS> interested in, and show some expertise in, that's sexy.
Myrphy's Laws of Dating.
One: The stupidity of one's actions during a promising
encounter are directly proportional to the time lapsed since
their last non-self-assisted sexual experience.
Two: The desirability of any given woman you meet will be
compounded by your percieved lack of chances of ever seeing
her with her clothes off.
Addendum (aka the 1/X Rule): Given X women who act like they
couldn't care less if you lived, you will lust after the ONLY
one who really meant it. It has little to do with looks,
brains, attitude, poise, or any other mortal thing. This is
the 1/X rule, and can never to be fathomed beyond this by the
male thought process.
Three: The longer you wait the fewer the promising
opportunities will be. And the more difficult it will be to
Coralary to Three: Once you've found a secure relationship,
the number of women that come on to you will be inversely
proportional to your dissatisfaction with #1.
The Law of AR: Given a personal anal-retentive index of R,
you will be attracted to those who rate an R-r, while those
attracted to you will have an index of R+r. If, by chance,
you end up with someone who's index is R+0, you will have
nothing to talk about. (Think about it).
I could write a goddamn BOOK about dating. :)
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