Have you ever looked at the personal ads in a newspaper? I think all of us have been tempted to answer them at one time or another.
Have you ever looked at the personal ads in a newspaper? I think
all of us have been tempted to answer them at one time or another.
You have to admit, those ad descriptions sound too good to be true
sometimes! Well, the Admiral Institute for Advanced Intellectual
Studies has done extensive research into these ads, and the people
that place them. Here now is a list of descriptive words and their
true meanings. Good luck in finding that Mr./Ms. Right!....
ADVENTUROUS enjoys trips to exotic places at your expense
AFFECTIONATE clings like Glad Wrap
ATHLETIC can walk unassisted
CALLIPYGIAN could moon Europe
CLASSY looking for Mr/Ms Goldbar
CUTE funny looking
DISCRIMINATING won't date a cadaver
EARTHY allergic to bathing
EDUCATED can read and write
FULL FIGURED thar she blows!
LOYAL won't leave if you're dropped from the Forbes 400
MYSTERIOUS wanted by the FBI
NONSMOKER quit 2 hours ago
OFFBEAT ready for the Ha-Ha Hotel
OUTGOING will sleep with all your friends
RENAISSANCE WOMAN can't hold a job
RUBENESQUE can't get out of bed without a forklift
SEPARATED just had an argument with spouse
STRONG ball-buster / slap you around
TALL pituitary case
TRADITIONAL man pays
VOLUPTUOUS see "cuddly"
ZAFTIG see "voluptuous"
ZANY will boil your rabbit
There you have it. Post your hunting results here!...